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VIOLATE'S FAQ
Idle intro
OK I’m assuming that those of you reading this are new, so let me start by saying hello and welcome to the greatest text based game on earth.
No doubt you have logged in expecting to start playing and kill everyone straight away.
Unfortunately there are a few things you must learn before you can master this game and explore the world of: Pimps, Whores, drugs and violence which for some reason made u decide u want to be a virtual pimp.
OK ill start with the menu links down the right hand screen of your main menu.
Log out: Logs you out of the game and takes you back the log in screen.
Preferences: In here you are able to change your password, Also you are able to write YOUR PROFILE which can be viewed by other players by clicking on your name. This is traditionally used to threaten pimps that may be considering attacking you. Some pimps choose to have it as a funny saying or a clever picture. I don’t know be creative. Below this is a section where you are able to have an AVATAR. An avatar is a small JPG or GIF image 16 x 16 (pixels) and under 6k, which will appear next to your name.
Produce Crack:Type in the number of turns u want to waste, oops I mean use, when producing crack make sure your thugs have plenty of weed and beer to stay happy while making u crack.
Turn Tricks & the general principal of the game: Pay attention here> “turning tricks” is what this game is all about I will now explain.
The aim of idlepimps is to steal other peoples hoes and send them out to sleep around to make you money hence idlePIMPS and like a real pimp the more hoes you have the more money you will get from them. (you get 5 turns every 10 minutes) Stealing hoes: all good pimps have the ability to steal hoes, the key is to do it quick. Now to steal hoes u will need to kill all of their thugs and send crack rocks to tempt them into coming to work for you. If you try to send them 1 rock, unless the pimp is dumb you will get no hoes. The best way to calculate the formula is get into a gang and ask for the formula or go into the “HELP” forum and ask the formula. (Formula usually changes every round). In order to attack a pimp click on Attack rankings which is a list of all the pimps in your range then when u see a juicy target with lots of hoes and less thugs then you click on his name Fuckinsexy (#1516) clicking on his name will take you to a box with a self explanatory list of options click on the empty circle to choose what type of attack you will use. Clicking on the pimps number will take you to the pimps page with his/her Statistics, City, Gang, Networth, Hoes, Thugs, Profile, Pimps age, Time they last played and a link you can click on to send that pimp a message. Hopefully your still with me, please if this sounds like too much hard work stick with it I promise its worth while, it only took me a week to get the basic hang of and I have to be one of the dumbest mofo’s alive. You will love this game and if you don’t after 1 or 2 rounds then I know a game that will be perfect for you: find the biggest bridge you possibly can and jump off it on your way down make a list of every pimp that pissed u off and tell satan there names when u get to the bottom.
Attack pimp: this is the attack box again only this time you have to enter the pimp id of the person you wish to attack.
Travel: There are 6 cities in idlepimps Birmingham (all pimps start each round here rounds last 1 month) Birmingham, Stockholm, Toronto, Sydney, Vancouver and Atlanta. Use the drop box to select which city you want to fly to then click travel all.
Pimpin FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions - Pick mine pick mine!
Voting booth: a good way to kill 5 seconds a month.
Your history: just shows you your final stats for the last round.
Contest rankings:
IDLEPICS: if some1 zero’s you (kills all your thugs and or takes your hoes) look them up in idle pics and have a good laugh at them.
Purchase turns: once you get into the game you may wish to buy turns doing so should give you an edge, you also receive an invite into the NO BOUNDARIES game which is all of the best pimps with 70,000 turns + which regenerate at an amazing speed you should try this at least once it can be very good for learning the game.
Find pimp: Below where it says “find pimp” is an empty box in this box type in the name or number of the pimp you want to find click the “find” button and hey presto! your on their page.
Chat: click on this button and it will take you into a world full of pimps with no turns all bitching about stuff, could be a good place to look for help for you new comers.
CONSOLE: This is located at the bottom center of the screen and will take you to a place where you go to read your messages look at your attacks in and out and read messages from your gang.
OK now over to the left side menu
Idlemart: This is a shop, believe it or not. In this shop you can buy things with the money your hoes make while turning tricks or you can sell things for other things pretty simple to work out.
City rankings: This will show every single pimp in the city you are in. 100 pimps per page, change pages by clicking on the numbers at the bottom.
Attack rankings: All the pimps in your attack range. If the pimp you want to attack is NOT in here then you can not attack them to attack a pimp your networth must me no more then twice or half theirs.
Gang rankings: all the gangs in idlepimps, click on the gang name and you will see all the pimps in that gang, there are a maximum of 12 pimps per gang, look through these gangs when you start and as the LEADER or the CO LEADER these are the only pimps that can invite you to their gang. If you get invited into a gang there will be some writing at the bottom of your main menu with something along the lines of : You have been invited into “gang name” ACCEPT or DECLINE. You can click on the gang name to see the pimps in the gang then decide weather to accept or decline the invitation. Gangs will protect you with gang thugs which stick up for you every time you get attacked and cannot die. (your gang thugs do NOT attack with your thugs on an attack out.)
Forums: in here there pimps playing word games, bitching about stuff, reporting bugs, asking for help and wondering if anyone will ever finish the game “idlestix”…. (don’t ask).
Player titles: just some people leading certain statistics there are no prizes for them just a bit of respect.
OK now for the most important thing of all HOW to pimp: Starting from when u sign in… Obviously u have signed up already if u have just signed up you should have 250 turns, turns will regenerate at the rate of 5 turns per 10 minutes (30 an hour) Don’t do anything until you have 1000 turns or u won’t be able to get enough thugs to protect yourself from some mofo killing u and stealing your hoes. After you have your 1000 turns u may want to turn a few sets of 8 tricks to stock yourself (weed and beer to keep ur thugs happy crack and condoms for your hoes) I think I mentioned somewhere always have your payout at 100% unless turning tricks. So you’re stocked up, great. Now look at your net worth and ranking then click the “rankings” button and say if your ranked 1000th click on 1001 – 2000 at the bottom of the page and go to page 2 somewhere on that page you will see yourself look around you up to half above and below these are all the people in the world u can attack. Find someone with a decent amount of hoes and no thugs or as little thugs as possible. Assuming you have found out the formula for stealing hoes from somebody, use it to work out how much crack to send the target u picked. After you have stolen some hoes from that dude find another target and repeat, once you have some nice hoes turn 100 tricks make sure u have plenty of crack and condoms before u turn tricks. When turning have one window in turn tricks and another in idlemart (ctrl N opens new window) type in 100 and click turn, once you have seen how much money you got click on the idlemart window and spend your cash! Now your networth is higher you can hit people with more hoes and thugs. assuming you have more thugs then them and at least 1 ak47 per thug home invade them until they have no thugs then send the crack to them. When u have enough hoes and about 700-900 turns left turn tricks and stock up on ak’s and thugs and buy enough other shit to keep your thugs n hoes happy. Then repeat and repeat trying to get more hoes off each build more hoes = more money. Then once u get the gang u can start hitting people online doing builds or gank which is very complicated you will learn it as u play, it basically involves stealing other peoples money when they turn tricks. Oh yeah, you can drive bye people this kills more of their thugs but u need to buy rides u will need 1 ride per 4 thugs for it to work right if u see people with more then 1ride per thug u can click “jack rides” and u will steal their cars. Cool huh? |