Beginner's Guide

First things first...sell your 1 thugs and move to stockholm. Next you should have 4,500 dollars. You want to spend it all on crack and condems. I say buy 1,000 condems and the rest for crack. This way when you turn again, you won't loose hoes. After you have spent your $4,500 go to the top right hand side of the main page and click "Turn Tricks". You want to start by turning 8 at a time for this way you get more for your money I guess you could say. When you start out and turn 8 at a time, you get about 10-20 hoes and thugs. If you turned 50-100 at a time, you'd get maybe 30 of each. So like I said, "You get more for your money" :) The first time you turn 8, you will only get a hundred dollars or so because you only have 1 hoe lol. The second time you turn 8 you should get a few thousand dollars. Once again, buy condems and crack. You want to ALWAYS keep your hoes at 100% happiness because they can die or leave you. Hoes are the ones that get you money. The more hoes, the more money you get when you turn tricks. Hopefully I haven't lost you yet :) After you have about 10-50k crack and 50k condems, you will want to spend money on beer and weed which keep your thugs happy. If your thugs aren't happy, they will not fight for you. You will want to buy ak-47's which are guns for your thugs to shoot. You will want to have about 1 ak per thug. So if you have 100 thugs, you want to have 100 ak's.   So, in summary: Crack and Condems - Keep your hoes happy Weed and Beer - Keep your thugs happy Aks - Guns for your thugs Lowriders - You can do drive-bys instead of home invasions. Doing this you should have 1 ride per 4 thugs. When you do drive-bys you loose less thugs and kill more thugs than you would during a home invasion A home invasion is something you can do if you have a good amount of aks and have more thugs than someone else. You do this to attack a pimp. You can kill their thugs and take their money. I hope I have explained it enough to get you started. I hope you appreciate the time I have taken to write this. It wasn't easy :) Hope you enjoy! Happy pimping! P.S. You won't get it that easily the first round. But hopefully you will get the hang of it and learn as time progresses.

What's the hoe formula? The formula on how to steal hoes is: NW - [ (hoes*1000)+(thugs*750)+(rides*500) ] ------------------------------------------------------------- 33 **The values that you multiply by change throughout the rounds. Ask in the help forums on idlepimps what the new values are. This will only work if the person doesn't have any thugs. Also, if the person is sitting on money or kevlar vests it won't work. However, most of the time the person isn't sitting on those, and the formula works 99% of the time. Now if they are sitting on some cash or vests, you'll steal around 40 hoes or so. What you need to do is send less crack. Keep sending less until you steal a good amount of hoes. Back to Top

How to register a nickname and channel in mIRC... Ok, well... first of all, you need to have your nick registered. To do this, type: /msg nickserv register password email Replace the words password and email w/ the correct info. Now that's complete, you may register a channel. To do this, you must first type: /join #yourchannelhere If it's not registered, you will become an operator, and get a @ next to your name. If this happens, you can now register the channel. Type: /msg chanserv register #channel password description Replace the words channel, password, and description w/ your own. And voila! You've registered a channel. Back to Top

How to find unhappies... To find out whether or not somebody has unhappies is to first find out how much crack they have. So the formula: NW - [ (hoes*1000)+(thugs*750)+(rides*500) ] ------------------------------------------------------------- 5 **The values that you multiply by change throughout the rounds. Ask in the help forums on idlepimps what the new values are. This will only work if the person doesn't have any thugs. Also, if the person is sitting on money or kevlar vests it won't work. However, most of the time the person isn't sitting on those, and the formula works 99% of the time. Now if they are sitting on some cash or vests, you'll steal around 40 hoes or so. What you need to do is send less crack. Keep sending less until you steal a good amount of hoes. That is to find out how much crack they have. It is the correct amount, unless they have kevlar or their payout is set high. Now, once you find out how much crack they have, you gotta find out if it's enough for the hoes to be happy. Each hoe needs 10 crack rocks. So, you take their amount of crack they have, and divide it by 10. So if the number you just calculated is less than the number of hoes they have, they are unhappy. So you send 1 crack rock. UNLESS, their payout is set, you will not steal their hoes. And most of the time now-a-days people set their payouts. However, it never hurts to try sending 1 crack to see if you can get their hoes. Back to Top

Different Cities Birmingham: This shiet city. The only good thing about it is to get some easy hoes, because the attack range is so large. Also good for ganking, many noobs are there. When turning, money, hoes, and thugs are shiet. Atlanta: This place is for money while turning. Shiet if you're turning for hoes/thugs. Most people use this place to turn and get money then travel someplace else. Stockholm: This is great for the people that turn 8's to get hoes. Normally you get up to 48 hoes per 8, so if you don't like to steal hoes, this place is for you. Money isn't that bad, it's like 2nd best. Brooklyn: Not really good for anything, like birmingham, but not w/ as many people. And turning for money is just a little better. Toronto: Some people stay here because it costs so much to go there not many people do. So this is the place to go if you're kinda pussy and can't take over a bigger city. Turning is a little better than brooklyn, not much. Vancouver: Hasn't been here long, however, if you've got 4k hoes or more, it's the BEST place for turning. Sometimes it can be inconsistant, but it's pretty good. Also, if you turn 8's, you get a lot more thugs than you usually do. Sort of when you turn 8's in stockholm, you get a lot of hoes, here, you get a lot of thugs. Back to Top

What is mIRC? mIRC is a chatting program used by many people. A large amount of the active pimps use this to talk w/ others. Go to the main page of this site and download mIRC. Or you can click here. Once installed and opened, go to file>options. Click add on the top right of the menu box that just opened. Type the following: Description: Idlepimps IRC Server: irc.idlegaming.net Then click add. Type in a nickname, etc. Then click the button that says "Connect to IRC Server" Now once you are connected, down near the bottom there's a place where you can type text. Type in the following: /join #idlepimps And voila! You are in the idlepimps chat. You can talk w/ everybody there, including Cool and Jason and the other admins. Back to Top

What is NB? How do I get in? Well, NB, as you may know, stands for No Boundaries. You get MUCH more turns every 10 minutes, it's usually from 100-500 turns every 10. Also, you can turn more the 100 at a time. The numbers get much bigger, and the round is normally run by one gang. Once a gang gets high w/ a bunch of hoes, it's basically over if you're trying to finish in the top. However, you can make it worth while by fighting the pimps that are lower. You can practice to drop, and do all that good stuff. To get into NB you need to pay $5. You can use this link to get in: http://www.idlepimps.com/donate.php Or you can send a money order or money to: idlegaming P.O. Box 36536 Hoover, AL 35236 Please make payable to: Jason Douglas Be sure to include your ID, Name, and Email address. Also if you are sending for Next Rounds NB game please note that in your payment. Back to Top

What is the payout? Well, as you can see on the main page of idlepimps, you can set your payout. When you first start your round of idlepimps, it's automatically at 10%. Most people change it to 1% when they begin. What the payout is, it's when you turn tricks, that's the percentage that your hoes get. So when it says: "While turning trix for 1 turns. Your hoes made a total of $185,490 Their cut is $1,854." So since my payout was set at 1%, my hoes recieved 1% of the money they made. You cannot set it at 0%, the lowest is 1%. To keep your hoes happy, you need to have condemns, as well as at least 10 crack per hoe. So if you have 1,000 hoes, you need 10,000 crack to keep them happy. However, mess around w/ the payout. As you will see, you can have about 2,000 crack, and then set your payout to 100%. Then the hoes will be 100% happy. People do this so that their networth will be lower, so when people try and zero them, the person trying to attack won't be able to get as low as you, thus they won't want to zero you in the first place. Back to Top

How do I gank? Well, for starters, you need to have open multiple windows. To have multiple windows of idlepimps, press and hold Cntl + n. Now, there are many different ways of ganking. One way is to have a page open of "Attack Rankings". You should have a fairly fast computer to do this. Now, refresh the page manually w/ the key "F5". Press "F5" once, and wait like a second, then press it again, and so forth. If you just press it constantly and if you do it fast enough, the part you will be viewing will be the top of the page. So say you were refreshing in the middle of the rankings, and you pressed it extremely fast and then stopped, the page would jump back to the top. So, find out different intervals at when you should press "F5". Get it going fast enough so that the page loads and you can see who's in the rankings. Now, to gank, refresh the page continually, keeping in mind who are online at the time. Keep watching the ranks, until you see somebody with alot less thugs than everybody else around him. Once you see somebody just pop up from no where, click his name. Then select "Home Invasion" and click Enter. If you were fast enough you should have gotten the money the player had, and have managed the art of "Ganking". Now, another way to gank is to watch a specific person. Look in "City Rankings" usually towards the bottom of the ranks. Where people have about 10-20k thugs. If somebody is dropping another pimp, he'll usually end up w/ a hefty amount of hoes. Therefor, when he turns he'll make a bunch. So, you need three windows open for this. One window is opened up on the pimp you are attacking. Just type in his number on the main page. The second window you go to the main page, and click on "Attack Pimp". Next click on "Home Invasion", then type in the pimps number at the bottom. The third page have open up on idlemart, so if you do gank the person, you can spend the money quickly so YOU don't get ganked =) Now, on the first window w/ the pimps stats and stuff on the page, refresh the page by pressing "F5". Watch where it says "You cannot attack this pimp!" Once it says "You CAN attack this pimp!" quickly click on the other window where it has Home Invasion and all, and press enter. If you did gank his money, quickly go to the window w/ idlemart and type in an amount of whatever item you want, and click enter. Make sure you have enough money to buy whatever you just tried to purchase. That should get you started. Experiment and learn different ways you like to do it. Hopefully this is enough to get you going =)  Back to Top